While President Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize for…something that we’re still not sure of, President Hoover was nominated five times. The Great Depression wasn’t his fault, but he’s the patsy that was in office when it happened. When WWI broke out, he made sure 120,000 American tourists stranded overseas would get home safely, and he spearheaded the operation to ensure over 15 million who were starving in the Soviet Union would be fed. He once tweeted, “whatever their politics, they shall be fed.” And then they fucked with our elections to thank us for this. He was an orphan, and raised by Quakers. There was an attempt to blackmail him dancing with a black woman, which he found comical, as he had zero fucks to give about such pettiness. After his presidency, he wrote dozens of books and he wasn’t invited to the ceremony of the dedication of Hoover Dam because Harold Ickes believed that even though he ensured it would be built, he “had very little to do with the dam.” What a cunt.
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