Last president before surgery, Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson
17th President of the United States
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President Andrew Johnson is the first president to be impeached. He never went to school, was Lincoln’s VP, and was drunk at his inauguration. Why was he drunk? Because he had Typhoid Fever and drank a fuck ton of whisky. A simple vaccination could’ve prevented it, but he was scared of getting autism. (That last sentence is a joke). He is responsible for buying the polar bear garden known as Alaska, and he tended to a family of mice at the White House, and was almost killed the same day Lincoln was. Fortunately for him, George Atzerodt, a co-conspirator of John Wilkes Booth, was a pussy and punked out. President Johnson had him hanged for his role in the assassinations.
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