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Wait, didn't you already see this one? You bet your sweet ass you did. The nation thought Benjamin Harrison did such a shitty job that they elected Cleveland for a second term. When he left office the first time, his wife Frances told a White House Staff member, "Now, Jerry, I want you to take good care of all the furniture and ornaments in the house, for I want to find everything just as it is now, when we come back again." When asked when she would return, she responded, "We are coming back four years from today." He modernized the military, and said, "fuck you" to women voting until the very end.
Benjamin Harrison
23rd President of the United States
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Benjamin Harrison is the grandson of President William Henry Harrison who kicked the can 30 days into office from pneumonia. He was a lieutenant in the Union Army, and before becoming president, argued for the rights of Native Americans but said “fuck you!” to Chinese immigrants. He signed the Sherman Antitrust Act, a law that prevented large companies from buying all the competition only to raise prices unfairly, something that would piss Alan Greenspan and Ayn Rand off. When he ran for reelection, his wife ignored social distancing policies and died of TB. He had a dog named Dash who he refused to play with because he was a pussy and feared his colleagues would think him less of a man. Following in his grandfather’s footsteps, Harrison died of pneumonia.
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I WAS AT THE VMFA NOT too long ago and the bottom 3 images were painted/sculpted by artists 100 or more years ago. The top 2 are works of ...
