Thursday, August 26, 2021

Garden Statue Restoration











 So because Facebook has some weird ass Community Standards and shit, I literally had to go into photoshop and censor all of the statue bewbs and pussy. You read that correct. Because these statues are showing their muffin like some whorish tramp who bangs anyone she meets at a Budget Inn, I had to put a gorgeous black bar across their sweater puppies. 

We found this reddish brown statue at an antique store, and like any creative person, I had to sand it down and paint it. These lovely ladies (and some freakish dude) sit in our garden for birds to shit on. 

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